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Two bros walk into an English pub in Milwaukee. They order two Miller Lites and ask the bartender why they aren’t showing the USA-ALG game. The bartender explains that this pub, modeled after a typical London watering hole by its loving English owner and everything, has understandably dedicated their television screens to the GHA-ENG match. The more vocal of the two bros pumps his fists in...
The best part about watching the World Cup in America is this: asking young, world-wary Americans why they think their country harbours so much hostility towards football. The interesting-ness of their respective theories can be gauged by how much beer they are swilling in the glass, and by how long they hold their frowns before answering.
American pint glass versus most vengeful bottle of Tabasco ever.