September 2010
7 posts
Sharktopus
You have friendships, and then you have friendships derived from a shared appreciation of so-bad-it’s-good SyFy monster movies. The former come and go, but the latter send you excited movie reviews when nobody else e-mails you.
Mama ~ check this out!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK2bBfuepKk
The sharktopus climbs a mountain at the end, there’s American military interference in...
Family reunions
Ever wanted an asshole uncle? For fulfilment, read world literature introductory texts from 1909:
“While we read the Shah Nameh with keen interest…we feel grateful that the battle of Salamis stopped the Persian invasion of Europe, which would doubtless have resulted in changing the current of literature from that orderly and stately course which it had taken from its fountain in a...
Working titles
Alternate titles for the new Resident Evil movie:
Milla Jovovich Is Beautiful In Slo-Mo
Milla Jovovich Is Beautiful In 3-D, or X-D For That Matter
Ali Larter Is Beautiful In The Wet
Look How Quickly We Kill Off Supporting Characters Who Do Not Speak English With A North American Accent
Find new meaning
Glee is a certain happiness from knowing your M.Sc. in Tetris is helping you pack your shit for a transpacific flight with optimal efficiency.
Dread is knowing that with every iota of Love and Care you pack every shirt and shoe with, the TSA will respond in like with Meeeeh.
Morbid curiosity is a desire to learn the consequence of boarding an aircraft with a book called Use of Weapons.
