July 2011
4 posts
Pop quiz
When I misread the slogan of some energy drink that promises it
LETS YOU DO MORE
as
LET’S DO YOU MORE
This is symptomatic of:
a. Old age (I need my lenses corrected) b. Sauciness (I need a boyfriend)
Bandara
The charm of speaking to strangers at airports mostly lies in the comfort of knowing we will probably never see them again, which is why we become either brutally honest (“Let me tell you all about my stunted emotional state/unattractive medical condition”) or brutally imaginative (“Yes, I am married/play concertina in a pirate metal band”).
Do not squander this...
