August 2011
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Sejarah
Despite insulting the twenty thousand year-long tradition of human imagination, ingenuity, and invention, the History Channel’s insufferable show Ancient Aliens is a pleasure to watch, thanks to the efforts of their fantastic art people. Have you seen a television show that does a better job of of decorating background sets to best mimic the natural working environments of their experts? ...
Aug 25th
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I thought there was a sniper by the window but...
In this week’s episode of LIFE IMITATING ART: I meant to give my colleague a friendly wink that roughly corresponds to “Hey ‘sup”, but unfortunately for the both of us, I was in the middle of finishing off some chocolate cake and licking residual frosting off my upper lip, which basically left me licking my lip and winking at the same time, meaning that I had forced myself...
Aug 11th
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Great weekend, bro
Your homework this weekend: contract your first tropical disease despite spending three-quarters of your life in the tropics. Contract a career-high fever. Down the most prescription drugs since college, develop most questionable tastes in film and television since middle school. Watch Mortal Kombat and convince yourself that this penetrating piece of cinema is Stanley Kubrick’s second last...
Aug 6th
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