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ENERGIZE

At the mall, a professional team of salespeople peddle something called “placenta extract,” and I immediately become subject to the entire spectrum of human emotion: disgust (“PLACENTA EXTRACT?”), curiosity (“Placenta extract?”), anger (“Y u sell shit we no need?”), acceptance (“Ehh, caveat emptor.”), and mild amusement (“LOL placenta extract.”).

I experience the same range of emotions whenever I see teenagers making out in public, grown men in cargo shorts, early Star Trek: TNG with the hairless Will Riker, etc.