I feel you, bro
“…I live in Minsk, Belarus and I saw Solomon fucking Kane and when I check to see that it made mroe money than Avatar movie I see that is not even in the USA. What the fucking shit ball fuck shit? So I think maybe God is having me write this to give to you so that you can make it explode in America because it is the very best movie I have ever seen in a long time and other people should see it as well.”
What the fucking shit ball fuck shit indeed (you really need to watch Solomon Kane, fall in love with it, and then read the rest of this inspiring review).
