Just kidding!
I have a friend whose idea of an April Fool’s joke was to tell me her brother died in a freak accident. Later in the day she informs her boyfriend—who was sitting behind the steering wheel of a moving vehicle—that she is pregnant. The muscles in his arms go limp and the hulking tonnage of steel swerves violently into another lane, nearly killing them both.
Tomorrow I am going to reassess our friendship.
